What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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