I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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