She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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