i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
