last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Sober January is a disaster.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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