do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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