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(409): View more from Texas

so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes

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(631): View more from New York

conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk

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(708): View more from Illinois

And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.

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(305): View more from Florida

Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!

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