I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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