my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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