I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My vagina is very pro this idea
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