Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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