All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
