it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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