everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Randomize
