Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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