i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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