So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
did i walk over a car last night?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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