Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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