i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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