she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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