you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We left an ass print on the piano.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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