I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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