Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
