no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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