I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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