sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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