does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Randomize
