it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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