You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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