I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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