You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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