I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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