its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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