Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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