IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
