Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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