my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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