Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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