If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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