she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
you never un-have a 4some
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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