So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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