East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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