My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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