? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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