You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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