Pants 0. Shit 1.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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