therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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