I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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