we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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