He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
this is an emotional support booty call
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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