I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
worst night to have a conscience
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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