I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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